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Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems. Im quite sarcastic and Im funny but not kind of funny.

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But when I do Im probably at work Sarcastic work quote Doing nothing is very hard to do you never know when youre finished Leslie Nielsen I am a friend of the workingman and I.

Sarcastic romantic quotes. Best Sarcastic Quotes on Life Facts I may look calm but in my mind Ive killed you three times I just rolled my Eyes So Hard I Saw my Brain I am Not Lazy I am on Energy Saving Mode Im on a. If Youre Waiting For Me To Give A Shit You Better Pack A Lunch. But youre abusing the privilege.

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Do not take life too seriously. Only to walk into the wall. Its okay if you dont like me.

15 True Sarcastic Quotes about Life It is so hard to make someone in life love you what you can do is to keep on stalking them until they cannot take it anymore and give in to you. If had a dollar for every smart thing you say. Unique Sarcastic Romantic Quote stickers featuring millions of original designs created and sold by.

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I love being me. Its Going To Be While. Its a weird funny and some people dont get me and some people do Millie Bobby Brown Its a weird funny and some people dont get me and some people do.

Not everyone has good taste 4. When people ask me stupid questions it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark 3. True friends dont judge each other.

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It is so weird that people complain that there are just no butterflies anymore when they keep on squashing caterpillars because they look ugly. Do You Believe In Love At First Sight Or Do I Have To Walk By Again. Money Doesnt Make You Happy.

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In my case I had to stumble in the dark fall on my face and get up again. If youve never met the devil in the road of life its because youre both heading in the same direction. Ugliness Can Be Fixed Stupidity Is Forever.

Friends are like condoms. You will never get out of it alive - Elbert Hubbard 2. I never forget a face but in your case Ill be glad to make an exception.

Reality continues to ruin my life Do not take life too seriously. Its Going To Be While. You dont have to be crazy to be my friend but it helps.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder- priceless. Ugliness Can Be Fixed Stupidity Is Forever. Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean.

They protect you when things get hard. Oct 19 2018 - Explore Kristi Aliceas board Funny. Self Sarcastic Quotes To Make You Laugh.

I Have 50 Million Dollars Now But I Was Just As Happy When. They judge other people together. Money Doesnt Make You Happy.

The Best Funny Sarcastic Quotes About Work I dont always tolerate stupid people. Sarcastic Quotes Love Sarcastic Quotes About Life Lessons Do You Believe In Love At First Sight Or Do I Have To Walk By Again. Well I can tell you that it can be as painful as childbearing.

Some people are so poor that all they have is money. You look good when your eyes are closed but you look the best when my eyes closed 5. In photos Im ugly.

Some times you fall before you fly. If Youre Waiting For Me To Give A Shit You Better Pack A Lunch.

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